Haiku Corner: Steven Gerrard's MBE

Hokusai Welcome back to the tranquil haven that is Haiku Corner. Take off your shoes and let us sit a while, to contemplate the more spiritual side of the beautiful game. This week, our Zen-like focus is on Steven Gerrard, the bestest midfielder in the whole wide world ever, who collected his MBE medal on Wednesday.

God save Stevie G!
But please don't pass to Fat Frank
against Israel.

If you have any haiku of your own on this pressing matter, we'd love to read 'em…

March 22, 2007 in Haiku Corner, International football, Liverpool | Permalink | Comments (2)

Football Haiku: The Magic of Dimitar Berbatov

Haiku Weclome to Haiku Corner, a serene spot where Pies can sit, meditate and then come up with stunningly brilliant football-related haiku. This week we focus on the magician that is Tottenham's Dimitar Berbatov.

All in white this knight
brightens the Lane with shining goals.
But Mido is shit.

March 15, 2007 in Haiku Corner | Permalink | Comments (4)