HolloWatch: 'If I was offered the Man Utd job, I'd turn it down and stay at Plymouth Argyle'

Plenty of good stuff in Ian Holloway's latest column for the BBC Sport website. What struck me most was Ollie's claim that if Fergie left Man Yoo and offered him the hot seat at Old Trafford, he'd say no and stay at Home Park: ' I'd stay at Argyle,' claims Ollie. 'I'm an Argyle boy at the minute. I've got a three-year contract which I'm delighted with and when I start out to do a job, I want to finish it.'

Very diplomatic Ian, but somehow I don't believe you! He also gives his opinions on Paul Jewell's rant ('Paul's a really nice bloke…'), Valentine's Day (Ian took his missus to an Indian restaurant but didn't buy her flowers) and Argyle's imminent FA Cup tie against Derby ('We're proud to be playing them…').