Lookalikes - Peter Crouch and just about any mummified Egyptian King

The more I see the goal machine that is Peter Crouchistuta the more I convince myself that he's actually a thousand year old Pharaoh. His withered limbs, the skin stretched taught across his bones... and those exposed teeth. That may go some way to his ability on the ball... he's got the power of Ibis, Anubis and Ra on his side hasn't he?

[Mof Gimmers]