Kevin Keegan given 'the world's fastest haircut'

Trevor Mitchell has just broken his own Guinness record for 'world's fastest haircut', snipping (ho ho) his previous best by 12 seconds to a barely believable 59 seconds. If you're wondering what this has to do with football, Mitchell's victim model was none other than Kevin Keegan.

The pair have known each other since Mitchell introduced Keegan to the ways of the perm in the early 1980s. They became friends after Keegan joined Mitchell's home club of Southampton. For some reason, Keggy protected his identity throughout the 59-second ordeal by wearing a false moustache (see photo).