Celeb BB: Place Your Bets

Tonight, children, we're going to pretend that we're in the foul, reeking cesspit of TV Hell. Who might we find there?

Perhaps "Dr" Gillian McKeith, wagging her witchy finger at Derek "Shirley" Acorah. Or maybe chesty coffin-chaser Anna-Nicole Smith, bitchslapping Boy George while Tarby plays Winner Takes All with Johnny Vegas.

But heavens crikey, children! It's real!

We know that this colourful posse will enter the Celebrity Big Brother house in January, because, despite not a peep from the C4 press office, it's just been splashed on The Sun's website. TV Squad and TV Tattle both seem to believe it. And that's good enough for us.

* Celebrity Big Brother, C4, starts Thursday 5 Jan, 9pm

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